Tid-bits from the Net

  • You may be right, Pythagoras, but everybody’s going to laugh if you call it a ‘hypotenuse’.
  • The secret to good teaching is sincerity. As soon as you learn to fake that, you’ve got it made.
  • Left to its own devices, Nature cures stupidity.”
  • You know you’ve landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
  • Never insult seven men, when all you’re packin’ is a six gun.
  • It is not necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: One is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
  • Americans like to talk about (or be told about) democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an ‘inconvience?. We have opted instead for an authoritarian system disguised as a democracy.
  • Sometimes, I think the proof that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that it hasn’t contacted us
  • Don’t worry, there’s absolutely no way they can hit us from all they way over th…
  • It’s only fun until someone loses an eye… then it’s fun for one less person.
  • Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again
  • “Listen! Do you smell something?” – Ray (“Ghostbusters”)
  • A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  • A man about to speak the truth should keep one foot in the stirrup.? – Old Mongolian Saying

– submitted by denmark – World Traveler, part-time escort

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