Always Check Your 6…Really, turn around check. Mom, this page isn’t for you.
Pictures 31 March 2005

Doctor he's flatlined, let's do shots
I haven’t experienced an earthquake since moving to New York, but with the recent seismic activity in Asia I feel it’s important to know how to recognize when one occurs.

Resources:

USGS Earthquake Hazards Program
How to protect yourself during a quake

Earthquakes can be dangerous. Especially at beaches where Tsunamis can occur. Know the signs to watch for of a nearby earthquake!

Check your 6 before you click that last link….now I tell you.

Humor 20 March 2005

NASCAR fans are good drinkersEver have the compulsion to ride in a go-kart for 24 hours straight while pretending you’re a NASCAR driver?

“Hi, I’m Johan Schwartz, and I want to welcome you to my dream and your opportunity to compete in real motor races just like our racing heroes.”

Unlike any other racing series, participants are not held responsible for crash damage.

You’re no Dale Earnhardt, buddy.

Multimedia 20 March 2005

Drink to The Fox
Jimmy and Adam sending Aaron, the “Man Show Boy,” out on the street to set up a sidewalk beer stand to find out how many people feel comfortable buying beer, rather than lemonade, from a minor. Debut of Beer Boy as he runs a 25 cent beer stand.

Beer Boy returns looking for ladies. Is this kid just that sharp or is someone whispering in his ear…

Multimedia 19 March 2005

Blades Of Steel....FightHere are some facts (technically opinions):

Hockey is the greatest professional sport to watch in person because of the action on the ice and the energy of the crowd.

Hockey is the worst professional sport to watch on tv because there is no crowd (obviously) and the puck is really hard to follow.

High definition TV was supposed to fix the second part, but I’ve seen high-def hockey and while it’s visually brilliant, it’s still not that good.

During the hockey lockout, Brett Hull made a Saturday Night Live appearance. He’d rather be playing hockey.

Humor 23 February 2005

Drive fast or stay right.Brought to you by – The Ministry of Kazoos

Next time you get cutoff by some drunken jerk while being tailgated by a dumb redneck with his high beams on, remember this:

Being an asshole driver is cool.

That may have sounded sarcastic, but it’s not. Being a complete dickhead behind the wheel is the sacred tradition of a select but very assertive group of red-blooded Americans who happen to drive as fast as their radar detectors allow them to react. We strive on each of our long, bitter commutes to our dead-end jobs to make as many other drivers as miserable as possible while allowing ourselves to get to work a few minutes earlier. It’s not really about saving time; it’s about having fun at other people’s expense. It’s about being bold and aggressive, about being all you can be. It’s about using your car as it was designed to be used.
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Multimedia 18 February 2005

The ladies love him Just wait, this guy will get appearance fees for the next Star Trek convention
If the Star Wars Kid and William Hung had a few too many and got randy, the Numa Numa kid is their geek offspring.

Note: Mirrored slowly for her pleasure

Multimedia and Pictures 10 February 2005

break it down brotha!

A friend sent me the linked video of kids at a dance-off. Watch the second kid…

Been workin’ on my moves
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Multimedia 8 February 2005

Although Ms. Jackson is the poster child for wardrobe malfunctions, this is not such an uncommon occurence. It happens to other people as well. It is so well known now that you can get your own t-shirt on the topic. Hell, you can even get the dolls now!

whoops!must have forgotten the other side of my dressmy face is a wardrobe malfunctionthis trick will win me the pageant fo' sho!

Now the question is no longer ‘does it happen?’, but rather… ‘how or why does it happen?’

Here’s how
Warning: This is a 2.3MB video – view only if you have a good connection… and sound :)
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Multimedia 2 February 2005

Looks good to me!The Scotts have a more sensitive measure of sobriety.

Video requires sound for best enjoyment.

Thanks to Vanessa for passing this along (she’s getting to be a regular)!

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Shocking Flash 23 January 2005

Idiot...

Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard

College Humor’s Dynamite Soundboard

Yessss!



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