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Blonde Cheerleader

Thad — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 16:34:51 +0000

Cost of Cheerleading, dance, modeling and vocal lessons since a child: $250,000

Cost of a year’s tuition at USC: $30,000

Cost of maintaining blonde hair to just the right shade: $10,000

Cost of being dumb enough to cheer when Texas scores: Priceless

Terri Schiavo RIP

Thad — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 03:57:55 +0000

Terri Schiavo died today, may she continue to rest in peace.

Now to secure the coach ticket to hell. Found in a post-mortem google search and fark article:

These brain-dead supporters have been holding vigil for weeks
Possible name licensing to recoup parents legal fees
AssHat Jesse Jackson – appears everywhere, wanted nowhere
Terri’s Quest
Michael finish her – Fatality

Also pertinent, tips on Living Wills (pdf archive)

Saving the best for last, did you know that Terri Schiavo has been keeping a blog. Read Terry’s last words. (pdf archive)

While I’m at it, why were the parents so against pulling the feeding tube? Because Terri’s anorexia caused this condition and they felt responsible as parents usually are to blame. Don’t know the definition of irony, but I’m going to write ironic in italics.

Earthquake Activity

Thad — Thu, 31 Mar 2005 16:05:06 +0000

I haven’t experienced an earthquake since moving to New York, but with the recent seismic activity in Asia I feel it’s important to know how to recognize when one occurs.

Resources:

USGS Earthquake Hazards Program
How to protect yourself during a quake

Earthquakes can be dangerous. Especially at beaches where Tsunamis can occur. Know the signs to watch for of a nearby earthquake!

Check your 6 before you click that last link….now I tell you.

I’ve been workin’ on sum dance moves

denmark — Thu, 10 Feb 2005 20:18:56 +0000

A friend sent me the linked video of kids at a dance-off. Watch the second kid…

Been workin’ on my moves

Oh, you are looking for more people breakin’ out their best dance moves?
Here you go…

Happy Halloween Images

Thad — Tue, 19 Oct 2004 23:56:29 +0000

I think this years Halloween costumes will be Rodeo Cowboys because I want to buy a hat and boots. Saw a gorilla costume on Columbus and 72nd today walking next to this guy riding a raptor. That was a cool costume.

The classic Drunk Pumpkin
Hermione after prom
Cool dog in ghost costume costume
Cheap pumpkin, cheap feel
Canadian pumpkins are easy

Workers Compensation

Thad — Mon, 29 Dec 2003 21:21:48 +0000

Winners of the Safety at Work

A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film’s depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.

Chocolate Bunny Blues

denmark — Tue, 21 Oct 2003 20:08:55 +0000

This little cartoon has been hanging in my cube for 10 months and it still makes me laugh. Right up there with Gary Larson.

Man Of The Year Award

Thad — Wed, 17 Sep 2003 23:52:03 +0000

This year’s results for the conveted Man Of The Year Award.

Third Place: Smoking man and hay laden woman
Second Place: Man driving tractor, women in the back…caged.
Winner: The Drinking Man’s woman carries the case of beer

To all the other men in the world, congrats on not making the list.

Don’t Cheat

Thad — Thu, 26 Jun 2003 18:51:24 +0000

Cheating is bad um-kay.

Lost Dog – Slut is a cross between what exactly?

Barstard – Get your insults spelled correctly! And the smiley on the windshield is a nice touch.

Nice boat – He’ll fit right in down in the SacTown Delta

Camel Toe

denmark — Thu, 22 May 2003 19:13:13 +0000

Camel Toe... Most people don’t know whether to laugh or cry at the site of a tight pair of pants on a girl with no underwear, but you know that you have all seen it. It happens even to the best of them – even Britney!

You can call it what you want, and anyone knows at least a couple of dirty names for this bit of anatomy, but I have included a little mp3 file that one of Joe and Kendall’s friends (Joey Nieman!!) sent to us which contains one or two suggestions.

Here it is, sung to the crisp notes of Beach Boys’ “Kokomo”...