Always Check Your 6…Really, turn around check. Mom, this page isn’t for you.
Multimedia and Pictures 22 May 2003

camel toe, bisket, beavage, tuter clevage, monkey, muffin, coochie, flapper, showing off your snapper, bearded taco, sideways sloppy joe

Camel Toe... Most people don’t know whether to laugh or cry at the site of a tight pair of pants on a girl with no underwear, but you know that you have all seen it. It happens even to the best of them – even Britney!

You can call it what you want, and anyone knows at least a couple of dirty names for this bit of anatomy, but I have included a little mp3 file that one of Joe and Kendall’s friends (Joey Nieman!!) sent to us which contains one or two suggestions.

Here it is, sung to the crisp notes of Beach Boys’ “Kokomo”...

Classics and Multimedia 14 May 2003


Here's to twins...

A concept fully appreciated by any guy who has ever gone on a date is generally referred to as ‘the wingman’. The guy who will go with you to the bar and hang out with the hottie’s friend who she brought along to not be alone, or the guy you need so desperately for the double date.

He is worth his weight in gold… seriously.

In the spirit of dating and beers, here is Coors Light’s Tribute to the Wingman. This clip is no fun without sound, so get a pair of earphones and try not to laugh at this catchy song….

PS. The video is a little large, so if you’re just interested in the song, click here... Rock On!

If you have not yet had the opportunity to apply the wingman technique, here is a brief theory on the use of a wingman. Enjoy.

Sincerely, Dane.

Multimedia 8 May 2003

Cat's SuckWhy you should tie cat toys to your fan.

Should this be on Cali’s page?

Addition by Denmark: Here is the full video w/ sound. It’s an ad for a Nokia 3650 Phone with a camera attachment. I knew I had seen it somewhere before…

Multimedia 30 April 2003

Celebrity Prank Calls

My favorites are the Arnold / Gateway series and the Joe Pesci clips.

Multimedia 10 April 2003

Step aside, Itchy and Scratchy Nick sent me a link to a pretty amusing Easter flash animation.

I browsed back to the creators website and found several other movies deserving your attention. These cartoons bear the standard “Indecorum” disclaimer: they may be seen as funny, but they lack any semblance of propriety or good taste.

Eye Candy
House Warming

These flash animations do not require sound for best enjoyment but the theme song is worth hearing.

Multimedia 2 April 2003

Pull up your dress before you fire.
Firing a big gun is clearly harder than it looks.

Multimedia 31 March 2003

Theys fo dekorashunWooo Woooo! This time it’s not Terry Tate, but Bubb Rubb. I haven’t heard any whistle tips in the NYC, any first hand experiences out west?


Go check out the photoshop section of the forum on bubbrubb.com. Yoda Rubb?


Bubb Rubb Tunes:
Safe T Woo
Zoomzip Whoo woo
Ghetto Hooptie Woo

Multimedia 19 March 2003

Saddam made his final mistake of not going into exile.

Well now that war is so imminent, and that Saddam is a ba***rd, i thought this song was perfect. (warning it is 1.3 megs) Enjoy!

This song came around when Bill Clinton was in the process of bombing parts of Iraq, but its still very much in context of today and this looming war. (just forget about the first 20 seconds)

May the war be swift and effective.

Let’s Bomb Iraq!

Multimedia 28 February 2003

He's a coming, coming to get ya!

Trogdor will burninate all of you! Run in fear!


Multimedia 6 February 2003

You kill the Jo, you make some mo!
On CNN this morning, they were showing this ad. Reebok has definitely stepped it up a notch in their Terry Tate campaign.

Remember the streaker ad from Nike? This ad starts that way, and then Terry enters to admininster the pain on the sneaker clad streaker.

“You just did it, so I had to hit it! WoWoo!”

From Reebok.com, you can track Terry’s activities, and see what will happen on draft day.

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