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FLIGHT COMMANDER?S HIGH RISK BRIEFING CHECKLIST FOR SKYDIVING

1. Do you understand the risks involved in the sport of skydiving ?
2. Did you receive your initial skydiving training at a USPA group member Skydiving Center?
3. Each time you skydive, are you sure that the equipment that you are using is compatible and within your experience limitations?

When checking your equipment, it may be wise to consider things omitted from standard checklists, as demonstrated here.

Requires movie player, but not sound. No gore.

Enjoy!

Though he made a decent showing on HBO a few months back, the best of Ali G remains in England. This guy has pulled off amazing interviews with Butros-Butros Ghali, Newt Gingrich, and Jenna Jameson. One of his best is with Victoria (Posh Spice) and David (bend it like) Beckham.

Ali: What about that picture of her in the black pants with the slit in
her dress that come up well high?
Apparently that picture if you look really close you can actually see a
tiny bit of camel tuft?

More shows available on Bit Torrent and google.

Note: No disrespect to your bitch…Local Copy

One of the better movies I’ve come across in the last few months. Requires sound and 10 minutes of your time. The first minute is really all that is necessary, after that it’s just an excercise in film making. Enjoy!

Home Base

Editor’s Note: Looks like the mirror broke, here’s a link to the original on ifilm.com

I’m not sure why apple.com is hosting this power tools movie, but I gotta say I like their style. Quicktime and sound required.

Hot girls + bikinis + power tools = Yeah, I’ll watch that.

Last resort local copies:
Drilling girls – Quicktime

Back when men were men (and women were men) Bud Light introduce a bunch of radio spots highlighting the triumphs of the last thousand years or so…

Have fun with Real American Heros and Real Men of Genius (at the bottom)

p.s. my favorite is a tribute to Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer

Editor’s Note: The original link broke, here’s a new one and two (working 10/14/2003).

Wow… It’s been a long time since anyone has posted… Why? Is it due to the fact that our favorite Dane is off in his goofy goofy land? Is it because yarnold has finally exhausted his long list of game sites? or has Thad just been too busy??

Well… Here’s something from the front page that Sam posted a while ago. It just hit my desk today and I thought you all might like another gander.

I re-introduce…Matrix Ping Pong.

Editor’s Note: I re-introduce the local copy

Who is going to win the interesting penalty shoot-out cunundrum?

My vote was for the one armed man...

Find out who wins… sucka!

p.s. I think I found my new favorite FOX show.

Editor’s Note: Banzai homepage…pick pick pick

Big brother is watching while this kids tries to get his change back.

Watching this, I think two things:

1. This kids parents did a lousy job of raising this kid who is trying to scam the clerk.
2. Or maybe this kid is really getting ripped off by the convenience store lady.

Ever notice that when you left for school, your parent bought a pool table and added a swimming pool. It’s the smart parents that realize they need more than laundry to lure their kids back home.

Kids on the other hand can’t wait to leave…maybe this video shows why.

Typical story: Kid in yearbook class borrows school video camera and films himself living out fantasy. Kid forgets to take tape out when he returns video camera. Other kids find it and the world benefit thanks to the web.

Jedi Kid

Editor’s Note: Also, here’s the obligatory Star Wars Kid Remix