Did you know that Cheerleading is the most dangerous sport in the nation? The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission reported roughly 25,000 cheerleading-related injuries requiring emergency care were reported in 2001.
This video sheds some light on the hidden dangers of cheerleading:
Next up: carpal tunnel syndrome and other repetitive stress disorders induced by cup-stacking.
Turkey Frying By Idiots (The UL Team)
These morons at UL broke about every rule for frying a turkey. Turkey fryers should include the label, “Not to be used by idiots.”
You must first dunk the bird in water to get the right level for the oil. This prevents the overflow.
Try this one: Never fry a frozen turkey…where do they get these guys? They never mention this important fact, because it detracts from their display or would show they can read directions?
You don’t just drop the bird in, you must slowly lower it, and raise it to prevent the bubbling over of oil.
Never fry a turkey on a wooden deck, they might as well have flown a kite in a thunderstorm. Also of note, frying on concrete can stain the concrete, hence I choose the grass.
One of my favorite parts….paraphrased….”This pot of boiling hot oil can become hot. Don’t touch with bare skin.” Now you tell me…no bobbing for turkey? Who’s going first?
Also note the the trusted UL seal isn’t available on guns as you might shoot someone with them…please exercise extreme caution.
“Do you like my bah-deee??” Freakin hilarious. Check out the video
Anna Nicole: ‘Slurred speech has boosted my career’
TV personality Anna Nicole Smith is elated with the buzz after her rambling speech at the American Music Awards—because she feels it has boosted her career.
The Texan ignited a flurry of questions about her well-being, when she slurred and stumbled her way through an introduction for rapper Kanye West at the star-studded Nov. 14 ceremony.
And Smith still doesn’t get what all the fuss is about.
“I didn’t even have to do a sex tape and I’m getting all this attention! I should, like, flub a line more often. I’m all over the TV, I’m everywhere,” Smith told The Insider.
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I’ve a feeling that movie producers, directors, and actors are so insulated from the public that they don’t know how to make a good movie. People habitually spend $20 on movie tickets because that’s the thing they do regardless of the quality of the dribble leaving Hollywood.
I want the inside story on how meetings go during those really bad movies. “Yeah we’ll make this pointless movie, call it something cool like ‘Time Machine’ and make millions.”
Among other powers I want like the right to overview stupid parking lot designs made by junior guys that have never driver, is the power to make changes to movies.
Example #1: In “Back To The Future III”, here’s the real reason Marty
avoided drag racing at the end of the movie.
Check out 2 new great marketing campaigns for Ford… Classic
To Kill A Mocking Bird – (Local copy)
Editor’s Note: Sorry, Cat video not funny, not classic, just wrong.
Submitter’s Note: “It’s my body, I do what I want!”
Bush- and anybody-but-Bush-lovers can come together and revel in this movie from JibJab.com. Click the picture on the linked page, and you’ll get a great summary of the incumbent and challengers strengths and wekanesses to the tune of “This Land is My Land.” If this is any indication of what’s to come in the next few months, I think we’re in for an entertaining time.
Sound required for optimal enjoyment. Lyrics rated PG-13.
Thanks go to Jason Neidleman for passing the link along!
(poorly done to the Brady Bunch Theme)
There’s a story,
Of a reporter named Dawn Scott,
Who will never get a big network deal.
She has straight brown hair,
Like every other,
Every other reporter on TV.
But watch this reporter lose composure,
watch her drop the ball,
after the streaker drops some gas.
Only good news for her,
She’s not that other
Wine stomping reporter who fell onto her ass.
This was sent to me with the caption that I must watch this video “at least twice”....many viewings later I’m posting it here.
Grape Crushing and the local copy
The winner who stomps the most juice in wins a night in the hotel. Watch what happens when the reporter tries to cheat…cheaters get hurt!
This is absolutely, completely, totally, 100%, and in all other ways, phenomenal.
I am blown away… Check out the video
Highlights from the artist website:
‘The most thrilling performance of his singing career, however, came when he was invited to perform, “Looking For Freedom,” live on top of the Berlin Wall on New Year’s Eve, 1989. “It was the first time Germany had been unified, and close to a million East and West German fans stood together in the freezing cold at midnight watching me perform. I was overcome with emotion.”’
Editor’s note: Link to video, thanks iFilm
What will Triple T do when an employee files a complaint???
Favorite line: “You can’t cut the cheese whenever you please!”
