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If you’ve been living under a rock, or perhaps spending all your time in the lab, you may have missed the Pat O’Brien extravaganza. Pat got a little drunk, did a little drunk dialing. So what big deal, we’ve all been there. (This is really easy on the east coast because when you’re drunk, your friends are still up in California) Then Pat got a talking to by Dr. Phil, but I skipped that part. I’m sure it was touching.

What started this Pat O’Brien issue? Plug in your headphones, you boss doesn’t want to hear this, then click on the hot link and go crazy. Say ‘yes’ if you’re into Betsy.

I guess at one point Maury Povich was a jounalist but now his show has clearly jumped the shark and degraded to paternity testing people for ratings.

Watch Andrew as he finds out if he is the father of this girl’s baby. She says it’s 5000% Andrew, the DNA says…

Damn he can dance!

Without giving anything away, this is awesome. Well worth the download and my bandwidth.

This is the best car chase since the Juice was loose.

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Ever get tired of watching your wife all the time? Do you want to go out with the guys? Raucus poker night? Does she want you to stay home and watch Terms of Endearment?

Goodness brought to you by the genius that hired ‘The Fox’, The Man Show on Comedy Central.

Lady Sitters are not available in Tennessee, West Virginia, or Utah.

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Jimmy and Adam sending Aaron, the “Man Show Boy,” out on the street to set up a sidewalk beer stand to find out how many people feel comfortable buying beer, rather than lemonade, from a minor. Debut of Beer Boy as he runs a 25 cent beer stand.

Beer Boy returns looking for ladies. Is this kid just that sharp or is someone whispering in his ear…

Here are some facts (technically opinions):

Hockey is the greatest professional sport to watch in person because of the action on the ice and the energy of the crowd.

Hockey is the worst professional sport to watch on tv because there is no crowd (obviously) and the puck is really hard to follow.

High definition TV was supposed to fix the second part, but I’ve seen high-def hockey and while it’s visually brilliant, it’s still not that good.

During the hockey lockout, Brett Hull made a Saturday Night Live appearance. He’d rather be playing hockey.

If the Star Wars Kid and William Hung had a few too many and got randy, the Numa Numa kid is their geek offspring.

Note: Mirrored slowly for her pleasure

A friend sent me the linked video of kids at a dance-off. Watch the second kid…

Been workin’ on my moves
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Although Ms. Jackson is the poster child for wardrobe malfunctions, this is not such an uncommon occurence. It happens to other people as well. It is so well known now that you can get your own t-shirt on the topic. Hell, you can even get the dolls now!

Now the question is no longer ‘does it happen?’, but rather… ‘how or why does it happen?’

Here’s how
Warning: This is a 2.3MB video – view only if you have a good connection… and sound
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The Scotts have a more sensitive measure of sobriety.

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Thanks to Vanessa for passing this along (she’s getting to be a regular)!

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