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These were trapped on an old backup CD….time to release the hounds.

• ESPN Catch Phrases – I am the most popular player in all the land.

Tiger Woods + Nike = Great Commercials

• Great with wedges
• Great with mishits

Fox Sports

• Hey Utah – We gotta show these suckas how to play dis game
• Knickerbocker please – Extra large tub of salted, artificial butta, word to your mutha
• Yo our Lakers be fly – I just said that yo
• Coppertone rub it on – Cause you just got burned

Thanks Google Video.

Like Thad I too decided to clean off my desktop. Hope you like them:

• We should all drive Seat Pandas – Red light racing anyone?
  


• Slip and slide – I love slip and slides
  

Here is a link to a cool video of animated monks. Warning very large quicktime movie file ~38 Megs.


• Super Monks – Danger lethal monks lie ahead
  

• Awesome driving in a seemingly beatup car – Are they taunting the police at the end?
• Bergenbier says ‘Drink Sensibly’ – Unless you strike out with hot chicks and closing time is approaching.
• Dog holding lit firework, not funny – Girls laughing in the background, funny in a sick way.
• Your wife called – And because it’s YOUR wife, it’s OK.
• Bat Day on Oceanic Flight 815 – Old racist white dude + wife beater + web cam = rant heard around the world

Round 2…Clean!

• Harley Hazards – Discovery Channel HD is awesome, but then the newness fades and if you’ve seen one American Chopper or Arctic Polar Bear, you’ve seen them all. I’m back on the motorcycles are dangerous wagon.


• Usher (feat Napoleon) – Yesss, OK, Usher Usher Usher, Yeah Yes!


• Packers sign fan – Two weeks ago, Brett Favre’s season hit a new low (Packers are 2-7) when a fan strips the ball right out of his hands, while on the field, while playing. Only a great tackle by security stopped the fan from returning the football for a touchdown.


• Bears do it to music too – First person to get Jack that bear wins. Ready, set, go!

What’s your favorite season, Christmas or Wedding Season?
Uh, the answer is Wedding Season…

So in the spirit of relationships, two videos taking space on my desktop:

Moment of clarity

You have the wedding right, right?

As they say in the old country, Mazel tov!

Let me get this straight. You find a suspicious briefcase abandoned in a third world country and you think it might be a bomb.

What should you do?

1. Open it and find out what’s inside.
2. Allow bystanders to looks over your shoulder and crowd around.
3. Open it yourself without any protective equipment while being assisted by another officer equally unprotected, all while other officers are present who at least have body armor on.
4. All of the above.

This pretty much turns out how you think it will, so please don’t click on the link if you’re squeamish.

3rd World Bomb Squad

Here’s a sample of what happens when you steal a car that is hooked up with cameras, microphones and GPS. All of which are monitored by the police. Not good times.

Couple choice clips:

• The Prayer
• Oh No Oh No

More to see at: BaitCar.com

This captures elements that make reality TV great: stupid people getting screwed. This would be good for America until lawyers get the practice banned due to entrapment or other BS.

Cleaning off my desktop, enjoy:

• Bad Day At The Rodeo – insert clean underwear joke here
• Dancing Queen – who’s left after everyone jumps on the hand grenade
• Slide Mishaps – cheesy Home video collection
• CBS2 News Metro Card Report – How not to get promoted to the good stories
• Breast Exams are Important – instant classic, thank you canada
• Coffee 3000 – Beer ads keep the world on tilt