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Here’s a sample of what happens when you steal a car that is hooked up with cameras, microphones and GPS. All of which are monitored by the police. Not good times.

Couple choice clips:

• The Prayer
• Oh No Oh No

More to see at: BaitCar.com

This captures elements that make reality TV great: stupid people getting screwed. This would be good for America until lawyers get the practice banned due to entrapment or other BS.

You know you’ve heard some dude throw out the ol’ “I’m not a player… I just crush a lot” line and you’ve seen the licence plate spelling “STR8 G” rollin’ ‘round da hood… or maybe not. But everybody loves a pimp – I mean look at Snoop Dogg; the man is skin and bones and by no measure a handsome man. He could not safely walk around without a body guard to protect him from hungry yatches. They love him – they SAY they don’t, but the truth is another. Reco’nize.

Well, here’s your chance to work on your pimp style and get your pimp name. First step to pimphood is style… and a good pimp name.

Peace Out Gs!

You have probably seen sites like fark.com where they totally mutilate simple pictures to depict all kinds of crazy things. Some of those creations are quite creative and well done.

Shannon sent me this link today which is quite funny and well done. Take a look when you get 5 minutes – this is safe for work by the way. Fark.com is not always safe from boobies.

Much love and funny faces,
Dane.

Filed jointly under “Not Safe for Work” and “The Brits have better ads”...

I link you to the Trojan Games.

Also be sure to watch the breaking headlines at the top.

Because daily job hunting is demoralizing enough without having to deal with employers who want you to speak Swahili for low or no pay.

Fuck That Job has listings of horrible job opportunities that you wouldn’t take even in this market. Including this job opening on the Upper East Side.

Triumph has always talked a good game, but I think he finally put his “money” where his mouth is.

Triumph gets revenge on buzolich.com

Another interesting bit of research to come out the universities in Cambridge, Mass. This one comes from the very prestigious Harvard University where we previously saw a memorable Class Day Speech.

Squirrel Fishing: A new approach to rodent performance evaluation. Additional rodential research was carried out at the University of Texas. Also check the gallery at the bottom for more pictures.

My question is this. How could these techniques be applied to rabbit hunting?

When looking for occasional 5-minute time killers my standard search goes Buzolich, Tucker Max, a bunch of other mindless sites, and if absolutely necessary, ends up at The Best of Craigslist. Normally this “best of” is overpowered by rants about abuses of Craigslist, of women spewing venomous verses towards their spurned lovers, and of men responding that women need to lose 50 pounds. Today, a few submissions caught my eye, so I figured I’d pass them along. Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you two tales of hair-raising proportion:

Notice to Women and

Craig Pimped Me and Burned My Pubes.

The first one nearly had me falling out of my chair.

These links require nothing more than a text-capable browser, enjoy!

He lost round 1 of a lawsuit filed by the former Miss Vermont and has been forced to remove from his site the page detailing their relationship. This, my friends, is:

1. an egregious violation of the 1st Amendment, and
2. a damn shame, since it deprives us and everyone else of a darn funny read.

Thank Goodness for Google’s archives.

This reminds me of Sam’s idea to make your farts smell like roses, or mints…and then I realized it’s completely different.

“In fact many users of Sphincterine apply it to the entire area with interesting results!”