Humor
15 April 2003
This site was just reintroduced to me this morning. Last year I read Maddox’s reviews about children’s art work, but he’s got much more than that. Give it another look, you’ll laugh or you’ve got no sense of humor.
Humor
18 March 2003
The Famous French Pocket Knife, not to be confused by the never before used version the Swiss make.
Humor
14 March 2003
Check this shiznit out.
Editor’s Note: Saved from remote site because those bastards used a lot of popups. Moral: use popups, loose content!
The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov/. It’s another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old “duck and cover” advice after WWII.
The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.
Would you like to know more? »
Humor
12 March 2003
‘’Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It’s not known. It’s never been tried,’’ House Majority Whip Roy Blunt of Missouri told a convention last week.
It gets better, read what famous Americans are saying about the Frogs.
Humor
10 March 2003
Here’s a quick joke from Nieman…
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, “What a peaceful and loving couple.”
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man. “We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said,’That’s once.’
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again.
“Once more my wife quietly said, ‘That’s twice.’
” We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead. I started an angry protest over her treatment of the mule, when she looked at me and quietly said, ‘That’s once.’
“And we lived happily ever after.”
Humor
27 February 2003
The Ignominious Booty Call—
- Have you ever been the victim of a BC gone awry?
- Have you ever “accidently” kicked a sleeping BC from your bed because you want them to go home?
- Has a BC ever tried making you feel guilt?
Well then, here’s the answer for you…
The Booty Call Contract is fast, simple, and effective means of getting your point across.
Humor
24 February 2003
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Oh Yeah!
On a lighter note:
Boys – I strongly suggest you go see Old School immediately.
There is nothing – and I mean nothing – that tops the tranquilizer gun scene.
Humor
23 February 2003
Some fun one-liners for you all.
Here you go…
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Humor
19 February 2003
Okay, with all of the recent French bashing and war promotion, I thought this series of images sent to me by my French labmate, Dr Fenard, would provide an amusing counterpoint. My only question is if they have genetically modified super soldiers, why don’t we? Or maybe bigfoot isn’t a myth…