Always Check Your 6…Really, turn around check. Mom, this page isn’t for you.
Games 31 July 2003

Where do mummies swim? In the Dead Sea.Another game from the addicting games website came recommended to me. Crypt Raider is a little bit Dig Dug, a little bit Tomb Raider, and a lot fun.

After you pass each level, there is a code so you can continue where you left off. Or try again when you blow it. Also notice the kill button in the top right to end the level when you’ve screwed up and made the level impassible.

Games 9 July 2003

I'm the best!This castle game is getting a lot of buzz from Yarnold’s last post about addictive games.

The goal is to kill all the invaders before they break down your walls, take your women, eat your food, and call you a bitch. You can pick them up and fling them into the air or bounce them off the castle walls to generate the satisfying sound of their bones breaking. Finish the round and get point to buy upgrades. You can even save the game and play it later.

Pretty cool, just be careful about developing an acute case of carpal tunnel syndrome in your wrist.

  • Once you build the temple, drop attacking enemies inside your castle to convert them.
  • Once you build the archery range, click on the red flag to train converts into archers!
Games 3 July 2003

Never tried the javelin, was always better at the breast stroke and broad jump.Don’t get so addicted you miss the train…

My favorite is spear throwing

Games 21 June 2003

Show me your hand.
One of those space odessy movies made back when they were still promising Sara a moon colony in her lifetime had this game. In the movie it was done with an android…

This knife game is pretty twisted, so it’s a perfect fit for indecorum.

Games 5 March 2003

Stop before your hand gets red.Let’s be honest, we’ve been practicing for this game for years. Over and over again, if you say you don’t you’re just not being honest with yourself. Recent studies have even lent some credability to the rumor that doing it will make you go blind or at least hurt your vision, but you really have to do it alot to make that happen.

Here you can spank the monkey and use all those skills you acquired surfing the internet.

Games 25 October 2002

Watch out behind you Hunter!The game is based on an (somewhat) actual story of a true hero going deep into the Brazilian Jungle to help the government with a terrible infestation problem. Not really able to help him with any up front ammunition, he had to fight his way through the jungle, finding food and ammo on his way.

Good luck hunters, and remember to look behind you…

Games 9 October 2002

This is a Paparazzi foto of the Nasty Beasts when they are not filming... Savages.

Can’t say I have anything personal against the Teletubbies, nor can I say I really know any of them. For the purpose of this posting, I found out that their names are Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po. They are the brainchild of a couple of British childrens book authors, who sold the original show to BBC, which has invested ?8,000,000 in the Teletubbies show so far.

Anyway, the reason we are here today is not to celebrate or even learn about the Teletubbies. I wanted you to know just enough about them to make you dislike them. With that in mind, find hours of entertainment in trying to beat Denmark’s (yes, me) highscore.

As a summary of the show from an adult point of view, these are four nasty little creatures. They fight, they have jealousy bouts, they dance and prance to impress each other and they are quite vain about their appearance and their favorite ‘objects’. They need to be taken out and you can practice on this game how you are going to do it. My favorite is the headshot with the rifle :)

Death to the Teletubbies and their fat little television bellies…

Games 1 October 2002

All I want is some bread!!....let's make cornbreadForget propaganda that say pot smokers never accomplish anything, that this game was created is proof otherwise.

Mike Bloomberg came close to winning a honeybear. If you can win, maybe you should finance your own campaign and run for mayor.

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