
Diversion Of The Day:
Drive this van around the curvy track. Do it fast enough and you get to the next level. Pretty standard really.

Diversion Of The Day:
Drive this van around the curvy track. Do it fast enough and you get to the next level. Pretty standard really.
Use your ARROW KEYS to guide your flashing box to the exit (red box) and use the blocks to stop yourself. There are lots of levels prepared for you. Go for it!
Fun flash game…Squares
Move your square to collect the other black squares while avoiding anything red. The black circles give bonuses like invicibility, a smaller square or speed slow down.
Techno music: use headphones or turn down your volume.
Post your high scores and winning strategies so I can beat you!

If Mario and a pirate had kids, this is the game they’d play:
And a joke for the occasion:
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, “Bring me my red shirt!”
The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain’s red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party.
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Warning! Warning! Boys escaping! Michael Jackson’s little boy toys have finally wised up and made a run for the border, breaching the defenses of the Neverland Ranch. Experience the thrills and chills of being Michael Jackson by trapping little boys with your mighty net gun before they escape from your ranch and tell authorities your dirty little secrets.
Escape from Netherland (local copy)
Also of note is the history of Michael Jackson’s Face
Where’d Michael go wrong? Thriller was one of the best albums of all time, but damn he took a jump off the deepend. Bizarre marriages, naming his kids: Paris Michael Jackson, Prince Micheal Jackson I, and Prince Micheal Jackson II…no ego involved there.
Our friend, the great bburke, came to mind when I found BeerNuts. He’s now safely married, but the story of the infamous Clear Lake Beer Nuts will be told to his children many years from now.
Maybe he should submit that recipe? Or I guess it’s obvious to everyone that beer nuts is made by pouring (sober mind you) beer into a bowl of nuts.
A lot can be learned from BeerNuts.com, for instance Beer Nut Races. You get everyone a full beer and a peanut. Hold the peanuts over the beers and on the count of three, release them into the glasses. The nuts sink to the bottom. When enough of the carbonated bubbles collect on the nut, it rises to the top. The last nut up loses!

Here’s a fresh take on the classic snake eat mouse / avoid tail and walls game.
If you work as a consultant on site, check you 6 early and often…if you’re good.
Are you too good for your home?
Here is a new game for you…
An an addicting and novel way to sell vacuum cleaners.
Just put the ball in the hole. Have fun

Do you know your Java Beans from your Fava Beans??
Who is the dork and who likes to eat the other other other white meat (not pork)?
Test your knowledge…. here
