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While my laptop is dying from a recent rapid spyware invasion, I’ve decided to steal content from Craigslist.

How To Tell Your Friend His Cat’s Dead
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let me start by saying, i own a cat, love my pet, and wouldn’t ever do anything to hurt it. With that said….

My friend was watching a mutual friend’s cat while he was on vacation. Before he left, he warned that the cat was old (21 years old), and not doing so hot. He suspected that he was ready to die. Sure enough, the cat died on the last day of vacation. My friend asked me how he should tell him. I gave him these options to break the news.

1. “i’ve got good news and i’ve got bad news. bad news is, your cat’s dead. the good news is that i saved a lot on my car insurance.”
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