This was sent to me with the caption that I must watch this video “at least twice”....many viewings later I’m posting it here.
Grape Crushing and the local copy
The winner who stomps the most juice in wins a night in the hotel. Watch what happens when the reporter tries to cheat…cheaters get hurt!
If you guys don’t know what ninja’s are really about, go here. (Caution: annoying music)
I found the following textlogs on the Best of Craigslist. I searched around and found a few more, and have condensed the funniest ones into the following compendium. Enjoy, and be sure to read the rest in the Extended Entry!
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don’t **** with me biznitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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A concept fully appreciated by any guy who has ever gone on a date is generally referred to as ‘the wingman’. The guy who will go with you to the bar and hang out with the hottie’s friend who she brought along to not be alone, or the guy you need so desperately for the double date.
He is worth his weight in gold… seriously.
In the spirit of dating and beers, here is Coors Light’s Tribute to the Wingman. This clip is no fun without sound, so get a pair of earphones and try not to laugh at this catchy song….
PS. The video is a little large, so if you’re just interested in the song, click here... Rock On!
If you have not yet had the opportunity to apply the wingman technique, here is a brief theory on the use of a wingman. Enjoy.
Sincerely, Dane.
