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E-propositioned

levine — Sat, 07 Jun 2003 22:52:50 +0000

I returned home this morning to find that I had left instant messaging over night. While my friends noticed that I was away, apparently not everyone did-

howdee_there_handsome): Sat Jun 07 04:29:51 2003
howdee_there_handsome: hi… anyone there?

*** Auto-response sent to howdee_there_handsome: Biking around town
howdee_there_handsome: oh your there hii…
howdee_there_handsome: /s/l (age sex location)?
howdee_there_handsome: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at yur profile. thought you might like to chat.
howdee_there_handsome: so what have yoou been up to jonslevine?
howdee_there_handsome: cool. i was jut hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
howdee_there_handsome: ferl like a little cyber fun with me ? please please…

Image courtesy of http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/ and presumably GQ. And it links to another good one- http://www.collegedrunkfest.com/
Definitely check your six. Then laugh your ass off.

Oblongs

levine — Sat, 03 May 2003 00:03:27 +0000

Possibly the dirtiest cartoon to be shown on broadcast TV. Oblongs was on WB a couple years back. I never saw it then, but Kazaa solved that problem. The Oblongs are your average working class family who live in the part of town that has all the toxics from the better part of town. The father has no limbs – yet plays the piano in an epsiode, the mother is an alcoholic, two of the sons are attached, the other is insane and then there is the adorable little girl who is basically normal. Oh, did I mention that something a little unusual protrudes from her head…

Beware of Trogdor

levine — Fri, 28 Feb 2003 22:40:05 +0000

Trogdor will burninate all of you! Run in fear!

Patriotism

levine — Thu, 13 Feb 2003 05:53:04 +0000

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it’s okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

Deep in the heart of Texas

levine — Sun, 02 Feb 2003 09:14:08 +0000

Sometimes I am embarrassed by my family’s home state.

Some excerpts: “Calling for the State of Texas to repeal the Homos”
Regarding the Homosexual Conduct Act:
“The 1974 amendments to Section 21.06 included the removal of a revision detailing criminal penalties for bestiality, making a sex act with an animal legal in the state of Texas; a sex act with one’s life partner remains illegal and punishable by a fine up to $500; ”

While the UT Student Government was brought to my attention by the Knighthood of Buh, this photo depicting Challenger v God, while dated from 3 months ago, is now in bad taste.

Beer!

levine — Tue, 21 Jan 2003 20:18:23 +0000

After receiving some good info from Sam I thought I should repay the favor:

Just how many calories does that beer have? This proves that for the most part its not what beer you’re drinking that determines calories, its the alcohol content. For you Coors Light drinkers it means that it isn’t healthier—its just weaker.

And now there’s a new reason to take long showers.

Editor’s Note: Great resource, here’s a pdf capture for your drunk asses

Porno for Bibles

levine — Thu, 12 Dec 2002 16:19:34 +0000

In the South they have a well known Christian program where you can bring in pornography and receive a bible in exchange. The Knighthood of Buh switches things around. Here is a program everyone can enjoy.

And remember to donate!