Always Check Your 6…Really, turn around check. Mom, this page isn’t for you.
Multimedia 22 August 2003

When were women men?  Go to therapy buddy.Back when men were men (and women were men) Bud Light introduce a bunch of radio spots highlighting the triumphs of the last thousand years or so…

Have fun with Real American Heros and Real Men of Genius (at the bottom)

p.s. my favorite is a tribute to Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer

Editor’s Note: The original link broke, here’s a new one and two (working 10/14/2003).

Multimedia 21 August 2003

Wow… It’s been a long time since anyone has posted… Why? Is it due to the fact that our favorite Dane is off in his goofy goofy land? Is it because yarnold has finally exhausted his long list of game sites? or has Thad just been too busy??

Well… Here’s something from the front page that Sam posted a while ago. It just hit my desk today and I thought you all might like another gander.

I re-introduce…Matrix Ping Pong.

I know Ping Pong.

Editor’s Note: I re-introduce the local copy

Multimedia 7 July 2003

Who is going to win the interesting penalty shoot-out cunundrum?Got to love FOX

My vote was for the one armed man...

Find out who wins… sucka!

p.s. I think I found my new favorite FOX show.

Editor’s Note: Banzai homepage…pick pick pick

Humor 10 March 2003

Here’s a quick joke from Nieman…
Not worried, I have a kevlar lined tux.

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, “What a peaceful and loving couple.”

A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man. “We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said,’That’s once.’

We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again.

“Once more my wife quietly said, ‘That’s twice.’

” We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead. I started an angry protest over her treatment of the mule, when she looked at me and quietly said, ‘That’s once.’

“And we lived happily ever after.”

Quick News Nugget 26 February 2003

For some reason, Zack was the first person I thought of after reading this article…

Soup and sandwich only $4.95

Humor 23 February 2003

$100 dollars an hour and leave it on the night stand.
Some fun one-liners for you all.
Here you go…

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Would you like to know more? »

Shocking Flash 12 February 2003

You call this a squirrel?  You're polluting our gallery of art with this attempt.  D-
Here’s a short list of things to do when you are really busy:

2. Do the work
1. Post something about a squireel singing about his nads…

I am a big fan of the gangster part…

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