A thermodynamics professor wrote a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: ‘Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.’...

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

‘First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let’s look at the religions that exist in the world today. Many religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell.

Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.

1. So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given me by Therese Banyan during freshman year, and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then # 2 cannot be true, and hell is exothermic.’

Anna Nicole: ‘Slurred speech has boosted my career’
TV personality Anna Nicole Smith is elated with the buzz after her rambling speech at the American Music Awards—because she feels it has boosted her career.

The Texan ignited a flurry of questions about her well-being, when she slurred and stumbled her way through an introduction for rapper Kanye West at the star-studded Nov. 14 ceremony.

And Smith still doesn’t get what all the fuss is about.

“I didn’t even have to do a sex tape and I’m getting all this attention! I should, like, flub a line more often. I’m all over the TV, I’m everywhere,” Smith told The Insider.

Smith also backs the claims of her lawyer, Howard K. Stern, who recently stated her “bad eyes” were responsible for the incident—but she hits out at reports she was drunk or on drugs, after she was seen being carried by bodyguards backstage.

“I’m ready for the jokes, I’m ready for the spoofs. I’m sure they’re gonna be funny. I can’t wait to see ‘em,” she said.

“There was a bunch of wires backstage and my bodyguard helped me get across the wires. It was really dark—bodyguards do that. They help you get across the wires and get you off stage. Big deal.”

“I’m not losing it, America. I’m fine, I’m okay. Fans, don’t worry about me, I’m not having a meltdown, I’m having the most wonderful time in my life.”

“Sorry, America—and other countries all over the world. There is no way I’m having a meltdown and there is no way I’m on drugs.”

“This whole thing has actually helped me in my career. Thank you, Hollywood!”

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‘The most thrilling performance of his singing career, however, came when he was invited to perform, “Looking For Freedom,” live on top of the Berlin Wall on New Year’s Eve, 1989. “It was the first time Germany had been unified, and close to a million East and West German fans stood together in the freezing cold at midnight watching me perform. I was overcome with emotion.”’

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