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Warning! Warning! Boys escaping! Michael Jackson’s little boy toys have finally wised up and made a run for the border, breaching the defenses of the Neverland Ranch. Experience the thrills and chills of being Michael Jackson by trapping little boys with your mighty net gun before they escape from your ranch and tell authorities your dirty little secrets.

Escape from Netherland (local copy)

Also of note is the history of Michael Jackson’s Face

Where’d Michael go wrong? Thriller was one of the best albums of all time, but damn he took a jump off the deepend. Bizarre marriages, naming his kids: Paris Michael Jackson, Prince Micheal Jackson I, and Prince Micheal Jackson II…no ego involved there.

Our friend, the great bburke, came to mind when I found BeerNuts. He’s now safely married, but the story of the infamous Clear Lake Beer Nuts will be told to his children many years from now.

Maybe he should submit that recipe? Or I guess it’s obvious to everyone that beer nuts is made by pouring (sober mind you) beer into a bowl of nuts.

A lot can be learned from BeerNuts.com, for instance Beer Nut Races. You get everyone a full beer and a peanut. Hold the peanuts over the beers and on the count of three, release them into the glasses. The nuts sink to the bottom. When enough of the carbonated bubbles collect on the nut, it rises to the top. The last nut up loses!

Cleaning out the flash section and this is a favorite for a laugh.

The Insanity Test

Instructions:

1. Turn on the Speakers and allow the page to load fully
2. Stare at the Picture without laughing for 60 seconds
3. If you start laughing consider yourself legally insane

Winners of the Safety at Work

A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film’s depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.

We’ve been playing a new game by the makers of Cranium called Hoopla. It works for two people or more people because you’re trying to guess the cards while you race a clock. One way is to act out the card, aka Charades

After reading the rules for charades, let’s see it in action.

The other Santa Letters.

Billy’s Letter
Francis’ Letter
Jessica’s Letter
Marky’s Letter
Sarah’s Letter
Teddy’s Letter
Thomas’ Letter

Attention all stupid parents: Don’t sell your kids to child molesters (allegedly) for money! You’re as sick at Michael Jackson is.

Note: PDF link for posterity

Filed jointly under “Not Safe for Work” and “The Brits have better ads”...

I link you to the Trojan Games.

Also be sure to watch the breaking headlines at the top.

Because daily job hunting is demoralizing enough without having to deal with employers who want you to speak Swahili for low or no pay.

Fuck That Job has listings of horrible job opportunities that you wouldn’t take even in this market. Including this job opening on the Upper East Side.

Here’s a fresh take on the classic snake eat mouse / avoid tail and walls game.

If you work as a consultant on site, check you 6 early and often…if you’re good.