The only thing I can report at this time is that I wasn't there. No really, that wasn't me.(poorly done to the Brady Bunch Theme)
There’s a story,
Of a reporter named Dawn Scott,
Who will never get a big network deal.

She has straight brown hair,
Like every other,
Every other reporter on TV.

But watch this reporter lose composure,
watch her drop the ball,
after the streaker drops some gas.

Only good news for her,
She’s not that other
Wine stomping reporter who fell onto her ass.

Reportus Interruptus