Submitted by Diamondtrim Magic Tickle D.

You know you’ve heard some dude throw out the ol’ “I’m not a player… I just crush a lot” line and you’ve seen the licence plate spelling “STR8 G” rollin’ ‘round da hood… or maybe not. But everybody loves a pimp – I mean look at Snoop Dogg; the man is skin and bones and by no measure a handsome man. He could not safely walk around without a body guard to protect him from hungry yatches. They love him – they SAY they don’t, but the truth is another. Reco’nize.

Well, here’s your chance to work on your pimp style and get your pimp name. First step to pimphood is style… and a good pimp name.

Peace Out Gs!