Shocking Flash
10 March 2003

This is my first posting so I hope it works. Check this out….
Altogether now…
Editor’s Note: Nice job Bro! Adam’s on the Board.
Be patient bro. On the down low, the plan is to wait until the whole country is good and drunk to start bombing…maybe St. Patrick’s Day would be a good time to start the process of adding the 51st state to the Union.
In the New York Sun today, “The Arab League reconfirmed its position to have nothing to do with anything or anyone from Israel.” Nice, the a whole region is full of racist bastards.
TROGDORRRRRR
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TROGGGDDDDOOOORRRRRRR
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Burn-in-nating Saddam-uuusane!
TROOOGGGDOOOORR!!
yeah!