Humor
13 May 2003
Things That Are Hard To Say When You Are Drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK: – Indubitably – Innovative – Preliminary – Proliferation – Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: – Specificity – British Constitution – Passive-aggressive disorder – Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: – Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. – Nope, no more beer for me. – Sorry, but you’re not really my type. – Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight. – Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing