Tucker Max is just a big dumb animal folks.He lost round 1 of a lawsuit filed by the former Miss Vermont and has been forced to remove from his site the page detailing their relationship. This, my friends, is:

  1. an egregious violation of the 1st Amendment, and
  2. a damn shame, since it deprives us and everyone else of a darn funny read.

Thank Goodness for Google’s archives.