Greetings from My Hairy Nuts

When looking for occasional 5-minute time killers my standard search goes Buzolich, Tucker Max, a bunch of other mindless sites, and if absolutely necessary, ends up at The Best of Craigslist. Normally this “best of” is overpowered by rants about abuses of Craigslist, of women spewing venomous verses towards their spurned lovers, and of men responding that women need to lose 50 pounds. Today, a few submissions caught my eye, so I figured I’d pass them along. Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you two tales of hair-raising proportion:

Notice to Women and

Craig Pimped Me and Burned My Pubes.

The first one nearly had me falling out of my chair.

These links require nothing more than a text-capable browser, enjoy!