I returned home this morning to find that I had left instant messaging over night. While my friends noticed that I was away, apparently not everyone did-
howdee_there_handsome): Sat Jun 07 04:29:51 2003
howdee_there_handsome: hi… anyone there?
*** Auto-response sent to howdee_there_handsome: Biking around town
howdee_there_handsome: oh your there 
hii…
howdee_there_handsome: /s/l (age sex location)?
howdee_there_handsome: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at yur profile. thought you might like to chat.
howdee_there_handsome: so what have yoou been up to jonslevine?
howdee_there_handsome: cool. i was jut hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
howdee_there_handsome: ferl like a little cyber fun with me ? please please…
Image courtesy of http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/ and presumably GQ. And it links to another good one- http://www.collegedrunkfest.com/
Definitely check your six. Then laugh your ass off.