A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night. 5% said it was to get a glass of water,12% said it was to go to the toilet, and 83% said it was to go home.Cheating is bad um-kay.

Lost Dog – Slut is a cross between what exactly?

Barstard – Get your insults spelled correctly! And the smiley on the windshield is a nice touch.

Nice boat – He’ll fit right in down in the SacTown Delta