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Camel Toe... Most people don’t know whether to laugh or cry at the site of a tight pair of pants on a girl with no underwear, but you know that you have all seen it. It happens even to the best of them – even Britney!

You can call it what you want, and anyone knows at least a couple of dirty names for this bit of anatomy, but I have included a little mp3 file that one of Joe and Kendall’s friends (Joey Nieman!!) sent to us which contains one or two suggestions.

Here it is, sung to the crisp notes of Beach Boys’ “Kokomo”...