Will the Simpsons ever tell us where they live?Why the ___s Hate the ___s

  1. They stole our ___!
  2. At the Battle of ___ in the ___ Century, they used unfair tactics to defeat us. We cannot rest until the souls of our dead are avenged.
  3. Their religion is absurd. Offensive, really-did you know they actually believe ______? And they won’t be happy until EVERYBODY believes it!
  4. While it’s not “politically correct” to say so, science has proven them to be ___.
  5. They smell weird.
  6. They live like animals. Children, education, the future-none of these matter to them.
  7. Their music is primitive, and encourages people to ___.
  8. Can you believe they eat ___? Think about that for a second-they actually put ___ in their MOUTHS.
  9. They want to sully our women.
  10. There are so many of them-all they do is ___! If we’re not careful, someday soon we’ll be submerged beneath a flood of ____!
  11. If there’s anything worse than a _____, it’s a _____-lover. These traitors are trying to destroy us from within. !
  12. Sure, there are a few good _____s. But better safe than sorry.
  13. Yes, we killed ____ of them. You can’t expect them to understand it was in self-defense-they’re totally irrational. Sooner or later, they will seek revenge, and when they do, we must be prepared to kill more. That’s the only language they understand.
  14. Of course we seem prejudiced. The media is obviously pro-_______.
  15. They’re the reason we’re so unhappy.