A penguin walks into a bar, and asks the bartender if he has any plums. The bartender, confused, tells the penguin that no, his bar doesn’t serve plums. The penguin thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the penguin returns, and again repeats his request for plums. Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve plums, has never served plums, and, furthermore, will never serve plums. The penguin, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the penguin returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: “Listen, penguin! This is a bar! We do not serve plums! If you ever ask for plums again, I will nail your stupid penguin beak to the bar!” The penguin is silent for a moment, and then asks, ”Do you have any nails?” Confused, the bartenders says “No.”
“Good!” says the penguin. “Then do you have any plums?”
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At which point the bartender wished he could play: Penguin Baseball
Just to start things off, i have gotten a 593.5,
Yeah, 587.1
put me up…
put me up as JB 587.1..
YEAH!
588.8…close
578.1
put me up to
i play this in school. my teachers dont care none. u guys suck.
i get learned good.
593.5
twice
Love it.
Whoa, Iam EuroTrash’d
BUT…
I just did me self a 588.3 after a good 15 minutes.
YEAH!
I’ve only gotten around 535.
Are there any tips out there? The big score come from having the penguin slide on landing rather than nose dive into the snow right?
There aren’t really any tips although I believe you want to try to hit the feet of the penguin, or at least near them, as it is falling. If you hit it too early (like its head for instance) it won’t be able to bounce/slide along the ground.
Keep trying, you’ll get there.
Hit and skip. I played for ~30 minutes on Sunday night trying to surpass 600. I never did.
Then I looked around and found Juiced Penguin Baseball.
My new high score is 1203.3
My record for the super juiced up penguins is 1207.4.
You should try out The Santa Catapult, although there is a maximum distance you can throw him. I’ve already found it.
Juiced penguin: 1214.7…this one is much easier.
Normal penguin: Can’t get past 545.1
Sorry Bro, just beat you out, i just got 1215.
I got 767.7 on the penguin. Luck I suppose.
sorry all of you i just got 1215.8
on juiced penguin ball
and on the 2nd try
just got 1216.5
NEW CATEGORY: Longest distance with a nose-dive.
denmark has the lead with 492.5
Post proof from here on out
And the master beats himself… 493.3 for the nose-dive category…
And proof for the maximum of 593.5 on normal (is it a maximum? hmmmmm?)
Got bat?
For juiced penguin baseball, my highs are:
Nose-dive score: 791.5
Regular dive score: 1210.8
Juiced penguin baseball is not as cool as regular penguin baseball… just makes you feel a little better
i just got 1221.4 on super peguin baseball
How about shortest nose dive? 358.3 for me…
1221.4 also. Seems weird to see repeated numbers. Was also getting consistant 1210′s and 1215′s.
If you like penguin baseball, then you’ll probably like its sequel: Orca Slap. Enjoy!
SAFW
Editor’s Note: Changed the Orca Slap link to a local file. Happy Slapping
like the juiced up penguin baseball but cant play the orca slap, dont know y can some one tell me wut site its on. please and thank you.
The link in SAFW’s comment now works.
Same link as here: Orca Slap
man that orca slap game is pretty neat thanks to whoever fixed it
451 high score for orca slap lets see yall beat that
Git-R-Done
thats right
Muhahahahaha I just scored a new high personal score of 531!!! Beat that Willie! Whoever created this game series is a genius!
In Juiced Penguin I got 1224.1 Twice. Ya thats right I usually do it during my boring com-tech class. I think its the max. Id be surprised if anyone colud beat it
My buddy The Matt thinks he can beat my score of 1224.1, not happening. and u guys are bragging about “1210″ I own u guys geez. pwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn’t
593.5 in the normal version! the juiced one i can’t get the link