I was browsing trough the New York Times today when I came across an article that seemed consistent with recent events: “Onstage Attack Casts Pall Over Las Vegas Strip”. My morbid curiosity got the best of me, expecting to hear a tale of terroristic homicidal rage. Instead, I learned that Siegfried and Roy have been indefinitely shut down due to a tiger mauling during a performance. Epic.
In other news, did you know that Fight Club shares many parallels with the classic comic strip Calvin and Hobbes? Read more.
Better yet, did you see the article in the Times about the guy in Harlem with the 300 lb tiger in his apartment in the projects?
It was bad enough finding out that some guy had a tiger. But he raised it from a cub! Why isthis guy living in a project if he can afford the (live?) chickens to raise a 400-lb tiger?! Top reason- safety on late night walks. Yeah buddy, think your rottweiler is tough, try my tiger!