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Diehard Cubs Fan?

Posted by on 15 October 2003

He's just unlucky to be in the front row. Everyone was reaching for it.

* Front row seats to Game 6 of the Cubs – Marlins Series: $400
* Cubs baseball hat: $25
* 4 Beers: $24
* Reaching out to catch a flyball, causing Alou not to catch it and initiating the 8 run inning for the Marlins…then to have your picture on every sports website and name revealed…forever to be cursed by Cubs fans: priceless

Witness Protection Program: Anything less would be dangerous.

One Response to Diehard Cubs Fan?

  1. October 15 2003
    patrick

    or… he could move to South Beach and be worshipped as a hero.

    Winter in Chicago? South Beach? Not a difficult choice.